{"id":70,"date":"2014-01-04T22:34:32","date_gmt":"2014-01-04T22:34:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/?p=70"},"modified":"2014-01-04T22:40:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-04T22:40:52","slug":"poemblog-minority-report-revisited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Poemblog &#8211; Minority Report Revisited"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following short poemblog is &#8220;Minority Report Revisited&#8221;, a short witty poetry-type thing with music. It is about a great new software to give you the edge in proving the legality of illegal actions to corrupt officials! Player below (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.themaskofinanna.com\/poemblog\/Poemblog1_AEG_070213_Minority_Report_Revisited.mp3\">direct link<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"embed_487041_12\" name=\"embed_487041_12_jha2d\" src=\"http:\/\/embedded.dreamwidth.net\/?journalid=487041&amp;moduleid=12&amp;preview=&amp;auth_token=sessionless:1388872800:embedcontent:487041%2612%26:421697c4d6b406da8483d094d1b70083680967e4\" height=\"50\" width=\"400\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the text so you can read along!<\/p>\n<p><em>Minority Report Revisited<br \/>\n<\/em>By Alicia Goranson<\/p>\n<p>In land of Mother Russia<br \/>\nWhere each second is recorded<br \/>\nOn cameras in every car<br \/>\nthat catch the details sordid<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re pleased to offer beta tests<br \/>\nfor our new application<br \/>\nAvailable on iOS<br \/>\nAnd every other station<br \/>\nIt monitors your video<br \/>\nAnd prepares it for Court<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re pleased to give our software&#8217;s name<br \/>\n&#8220;Minority Report.&#8221;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s 3d engine and AI<br \/>\nhave got the smarts we gave it.<br \/>\nIt tweaks your camera&#8217;s video<br \/>\nBefore it tries to save it.<br \/>\nA fruit cart here, a small box there<br \/>\nChanges enough in time.<br \/>\nYour car&#8217;s recorded video<br \/>\nAbsolves you of all crime.<br \/>\nWe want to give a little help<br \/>\nFor those who need the clout<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s purpose in the courts<br \/>\nIs to spread questioning and doubt.<br \/>\nTo qualify for our beta<br \/>\nfunds must be of no object<br \/>\nAnd then you&#8217;re free to go off<br \/>\nAnd find some naive suspect<br \/>\nAnd run them down or shoot them<br \/>\nAnd in court you&#8217;ll have a ball<br \/>\nSaying, &#8220;Oh no, judge and jury<br \/>\nIt was not like that at all.&#8221;<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll show what&#8217;s on the cameras<br \/>\nFrom the street and suspect too<br \/>\nAnd then they&#8217;ll show yours, which doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\nMatch, what else is there to do?<br \/>\nPlus we will discreetly transfer<br \/>\nFunds through backdoors, bonds, and wavers<br \/>\nTo the case&#8217;s judges to ensure<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll find it in your favor.<br \/>\nWe humbly serve the con-artists<br \/>\nand those who master lies.<br \/>\nSoon, none will trust recordings.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll be left with just their eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following short poemblog is &#8220;Minority Report Revisited&#8221;, a short witty poetry-type thing with music. It is about a great new software to give you the edge in proving the legality of illegal actions to corrupt officials! Player below (direct link). Here&#8217;s the text so you can read along! Minority Report Revisited By Alicia Goranson &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/?p=70\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Poemblog &#8211; Minority Report Revisited<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-embloggened","category-poemblog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77,"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/77"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alicia-goranson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}